I sent this as a birthday greeting to a friend of mine who just turned thirty.
“It sucks to be thirty. Nearly every thirtysomething I know is annoying, is looking for drama and meaning when the truth is as we get older we realize more and more that life is pointeless and without any kind of redeeming value. Our success is short lived and our trails are just insult to injury. Take the red pill and realize you are getting old. your life is close to half over, if you’re lucky. It’s all down hill from here.
Happy Birthday!”
