Dialog with Life

By mickyj08
Life: Hey Brett, how have you been? Long time no speak… I haven’t heard much from you the past few years.
Brett: OH HEY LIFE!!! Man, you’re right it has been a while. I guess I haven’t been paying much attention of what has been going on of late have I?

Life: No, not really… I’ve been passing you by and you don’t seem to notice. Are you mad at me or something? We used to have a great relationship. I just was kinda wondering what happened or was it something I did? I mean, it’s cool if you don’t want to hang out and stuff…

Brett:(interrupting)… NO NO no, Life, it’s not you, man I love you, you know that… we’ve always been tight. No… I don’t know, it’s just that the way that I’ve been thinking and doing don’t really have much to do with you, you know? I mean, why would the awesome ‘Lifester’ want to be hanging out in my inactive, boring world. I’ve just kinda fell out of what was going on… To be honest, I’ve been thinking of you a lot of late…

Life:(relieved and flattered) OH really?? awesome, you don’t know how glad that makes me.. I’ve missed you man, (reaches out to embrace Brett)

Brett:(returning the embrace and in a choked whisper) I’ve missed you too buddy.

Life: What do you say you and I go grab something to eat, I’m buying…

Brett: Sounds good… Hey, you ever work out the reason my boss hates you so much?

Life: Nah, but I don’t like him either. That’s why I kick him in the nuts every chance I get..

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