Why old guys dig young chicks.

By mickyj08

On facebook, someone asked the question “Why do men need to be seen with woman that are young enough to be their grandaughters?”.

I will tell you why.

We don’t need to be seen with younger women, we LIKE younger women. Despite what you hear, like the myth that we are only trying to prove we can still attract younger women, that we are less mature than women and thus need to find women that equal our emotional maturity, it’s simple. Younger women look better. They feel better. They excite us more.

My man Solomon, back in the days the Old Testement, had a nice collection of young broads. Over 300 from what we are told. He knew, as with all things, that every few years, you had to upgrade. He’d see that the current wives were getting some mileage on them, and knew that it was time to upgrade to the newest, hottest model. To his credit, he kept the the previous wives because he knew that there were times where nothing beats a ride in a classic, and nostalgia is important to a man.

From the time we are teenagers, we have become hardwired to seek out firm young tail. That is part of being a man. We NEVER outgrow it. We know what we like, and we aren’t ashamed.

When a man tells you of his first car, he will ALWAY include the women who drove in that car with him. Women, particularly young women, remind us of our glory days. The days when chicks dug us, and they were dumb enough to fall for our stupid lines and bullcrap.

The mature woman is just too much work, and far too smart for us. They have expectations of us, they want commitment, our best lines don’t work, and they are very difficult to impress. Why, I remember when all it took was dropping some spare change into the “Make a Wish Foundation” jar at 7-11 and the chick would be eating out of my hands!

As they get older, they gain a sense of self and realize that they really don’t ‘need’ a man. Sure, they’ll keep us around when they need money, someone to watch the kids, or a shoulder to cry on, but when it comes down to it, they’d be fine on their own, in fact, in someways, better off.

What man in their right mind wants that kind of complication? We’re not wired for complexities. We just want some hot hieny to tell us we are wonderful and be ready and willing to get it on at any give moment.

It’s not difficult to understand. It’s just nature’s way of being sure the species is progressing, evolving and replenishing.

And that’s the straight story.

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